What is the fastest way to reach Heaven?

Q – What is the fastest way to go up?

A – BE like a ROCKET!



Remove all the impurities, complexities including grossness and darkness from your whole system and let it go out from you in the form of smoke and you go up like a rocket.

Thats how you go up. thats how u reach heaven quickly.

PS – This post is again just for fun, I am in no ways trying to imply that there is a heaven up there and we are to reach it. When I say that we need to go higher, it is mostly to reach our higher self. Become the self we are to become πŸ™‚

PPS – These thoughts about cleaning are not my own. Some of you might understand whose thoughts are these and for those who don’t and want to know more, please do get in touch with me personally.

All I have is a voice


by W.H. Auden

I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade:
Waves of anger and fear
Circulate over the bright
And darkened lands of the earth,
Obsessing our private lives;
The unmentionable odour of death
Offends the September night.

Accurate scholarship can
Unearth the whole offence
From Luther until now
That has driven a culture mad,
Find what occurred at Linz,
What huge imago made
A psychopathic god:
I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return.

Exiled Thucydides knew
All that a speech can say
About Democracy,
And what dictators do,
The elderly rubbish they talk
To an apathetic grave;
Analysed all in his book,
The enlightenment driven away,
The habit-forming pain,
Mismanagement and grief:
We must suffer them all again.

Into this neutral air
Where blind skyscrapers use
Their full height to proclaim
The strength of Collective Man,
Each language pours its vain
Competitive excuse:
But who can live for long
In an euphoric dream;
Out of the mirror they stare,
Imperialism’s face
And the international wrong.

Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
The lights must never go out,
The music must always play,
All the conventions conspire
To make this fort assume
The furniture of home;
Lest we should see where we are,
Lost in a haunted wood,
Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.

The windiest militant trash
Important Persons shout
Is not so crude as our wish:
What mad Nijinsky wrote
About Diaghilev
Is true of the normal heart;
For the error bred in the bone
Of each woman and each man
Craves what it cannot have,
Not universal love
But to be loved alone.

From the conservative dark
Into the ethical life
The dense commuters come,
Repeating their morning vow;
‘I will be true to the wife,
I’ll concentrate more on my work,’
And helpless governors wake
To resume their compulsory game:
Who can release them now,
Who can reach the dead,
Who can speak for the dumb?

All I have is a voice
To undo the folded lie,
The romantic lie in the brain
Of the sensual man-in-the-street
And the lie of Authority
Whose buildings grope the sky:
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.

Defenseless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.

who is the hero?

I have recently finished watching LOTR for the first time. What I liked most about the movie is that there is no fixed hero, like in life. We are each other’s hero all the time. Though this movie is fictional, it seems so close to life.



The focus is even;y spread. Gandalf couldn’t strategize and work alone. Frodo couldn’t do anything alone without his friends, especially Sam. It is lovely to see how interlinked these lives are. In between the fighting, there are some valuable lessons too. A must watch if not watched it yet.

WarningΒ  – remove 2 days for this. it is approx 4 hours each very addictive and you would want to know what happens next.

How to get moksh?

I have made bhindi aalo today, while cutting bhindi, something struck me – Why do I cut the top and bottom of the bhindi?

That question led me to this realization. That is how the veggies attain moksha.
when u cut their bottom that is like mukti from the bondages and when we cut the top, that is freedom from the ego. Only after that they reach where they are supposed to and attain moksha. πŸ˜€

We need to cut our bondages and ego and simply follow our heart ❀

How to get rid of your cough?

Statutory warning – Please read the following post at your own risk. This was effective for me but there is no confirmation that the medicines didn’t help slowly. This is just a post. only the last line is what i truly want to convey.


I have had cough for about a month, I went to the doctor 2 times and he gave me 4 different tablets to be taken 3 times a day. 😦 Β I did that. Cough didn’t go. I didn’t eat curd or icecream or other similar things that docs ask to be away from. Cough didn’t go 😦

I have had paratha thrice and it is very painful to eat one without curd. The other day (2 days after the second visit to the doc) I had methi aalo and it is something I can’t eat without curd. I threw caution to the wind and ate curd. One day after that I had ice cream at night and realized that my cough is gone.

So, what is the best way to get rid of your cough? Forget it ever happened! πŸ™‚

Same goes for a lot of issues in life too. Forget it ever happened and Keep Smiling Always πŸ˜€

Statutory warning – This post by no means implies that you shouldn’t go to a doc, The views expressed here are personal and mostly in fun. Please don’t neglect your health.