Nimbooda

Mom told me to get nimboo while coming back home. my analysis session lasted for about 90 mins and then on way back i started singing this song – nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda and smiled thinking that how the human mind is… it always finds a song to sing…

I crossed the bhajiwala singing this song and forgot to buy the nimboo but came home singing nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda

I am really amazed at how the human mind works

A fine Comedian

There is a certain someone in your life who can always make you laugh. No matter how low u might be feeling. I remember I was in 12th or sometime after that. I would watch the show – Kids say the darndest things – It was aired in the afternoon, my mom would be sleeping at that time. At times, I would laugh so hard that she would get up with a startle and ask me if everything is all right? : ) i am talking about Bill Cosby

I decided to read a few quotes by him today, I realised that it is very addictive. Spent almost an hour, and just couldn’t stop. His quotes reflect wisdom. I have come to realise that the source of laughter or the joke is pain. The ability to laugh at the situation is the best way to deal with it. He had 5 children. Even with him and his wife’s education in child psychology, they seem to have faced slightly tough times like we all do. He didn’t just crib about it, he went out and shared it with the famous blank expression of his and we related and laughed and somehow got out of the pain. Kudos to him.

Here are some quotes by him. The best part is that he has something for everyone.

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

“Gray hair is God’s graffiti”

“In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck — and, of course, courage.”

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Idhar hi hai

Have u ever asked someone for a location and got an answer, arre idhar hi to hai followed by a stare that you are to understand what they just said and if u didn’t then you are the biggest idiot alive.

When you don’t know a location, you just don’t know it. Period. It doesn’t matter where idhar aur udhar is. How hilarious is this?

Full circle

Life normally comes a full circle in all aspects. A friend recently taught me the concept of Yin and Yang. Both will come in your life whether u like it or not and you just have to deal with it.

Last Sunday I got late for my handwriting class at dadar. I went running to the station and reached about 5 seconds before the virar train hit the platform. I climbed in and found a nice place to stand(Glad). As I crossed andheri I realised that I didn’t get a ticket. I completely forgot. I obviously couldn’t get down now to just get a ticket. I thought of coming clean in front of the TC if there is one. Left everything to destiny and revised my notes. No one caught me at dadar. So where is the full circle u ask…it is on my way back.

I was to meet a friend back home. I was in a slight rush but remembered to remove the ticket from dadar. I was about to climb down the platform when my friend called to tell me that he was still at charni road and we could go to meet a friend and then home. I said ok. While I waited for him outside dadar station the thought hit me.

LIFE!!!

How to peel post-it pads?

If you work in an office, there are good chances u know what post-it pads are…

A Post-it note is a piece of stationery with a re-adherable strip of adhesive on the back, designed for temporarily attaching notes to documents and to other surfaces: walls, desks, computer displays, and so forth. While now available in a wide range of colors, shapes, and sizes, Post-it Brand notes are most commonly a 3-inch (76 mm) square, canary yellow in color. The notes use a unique low-tack adhesive that enables Post-it Brand notes to be easily attached and removed without leaving marks or residue, unless used on white boards.  (Reminds me of 3 Idiots)

they are very helpful but not really convenient to use. At least to me. I have major trouble peeling them. Whenever I peel one, the end normally gets curved, Probably because of the speed.

So I tried to peel it slowly. It again curved at the last point of contact. : (

I tried to peel it really fast…like really really fast. It curved even more.

I tried to peel it at normal speed and then turn it …. It didn’t curve much, but left a mark.

I am still in process of finding a curve-free way to peel my post it. Any suggestions?

Rose to banana

I was removing dry clothes from my balcony and saw this lovely looking cloud. It was like a rose…pure white rose and looked exquisite to me. I thought of clicking a snap. Bu the time I folded the t-shirt I had in my hand and went inside to get my cell, the cloud looked like a banana.

Imagine my frustration. Kidhar rose kidhar banana.

I guess it is life’s way of teaching me to quickly grab hold of happiness. Never take it for granted.

Oh how I wish I actually implement the lessons I learn. : )

ek min

how often have you heard someone say “bas ek sec”

lots i am sure.

y do people do this? both u and the person know that it going to take a lot lot longer than ek sec.

it can get so bugging. There are some who say “2 min” even when they know that the task will get over in half that time.  So …. bas…… aise hi????

Y mention any time in the first place.

There are so many other ways of saying it.

1 hmmm….let me check

2 brb

3 lets see

4 hang in there

5 Excuse me – there are a lot of ppl who use ek sec instead. don’t get me started on them 😐

6 i don’t know how much time i will take but hang on 🙂 ok u can’t say this… but 5 choices are not bad.

Foul things by Fowl

Posted 16-06-2009 at 09:40 PM by sunayna
Updated 21-06-2009 at 01:18 PM by sunayna

I was walking back home with my friend at night (yes, mind u, at night. Why am I stressing on this fact? Read on) when either
1 Some bird shit on my finger
2 Someone threw chatni at my finger
3 (I can’t think of anything… what could it be)

Now at 11 in the night, I don’t see why someone or anyone for that matter would throw chatni on me. So my guess is that a bird who must have had heavy dinner and probably couldn’t wait till morning just let go. Help me with the third one. What could it be? Any guesses?

As soon as I realized what must have happened, I cleaned it and my friend told me that it’s a sign of good fortune.
Now, does it really work that way? Or is it simply said to make the person feel better?

I barely see any logic on fortune shining on me because some bird overate.

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    absolute hilarious …

    Third guess:
    a. someone was brushing his/her teeth
    b. may be white wash or some paint plus wall putty

    Just a thought : one needs to test it to find if that was chutny or a bird dropping.

    Luck is on your way mam.

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    hahahahhaha

    it was thicker than white wash…. 😛

Twins !!!

Posted 17-05-2009 at 12:40 PM by sunayna

I have never been fascinated by twins. I don’t understand why people are. I value my uniqueness. I cherish the fact that there is no one…no one exactly like me. i wonder how I would feel if I was a twin. Anyway, I don’t know what the big deal is? Why do people go nuts after seeing twins? The worst part is that they don’t just go crazy alone; they nudge people around them and ensure that they too can see the twins and be awed by them.
2 people who look same. It could be so frustrating for a person to be around someone who looks exactly like them. Yuck!!! Talk about small mercies that I don’t have a twin. I would probably kill myself or my twin to save from hearing “Oh, u r twins? How cute?”

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    Strange ! Never been fasci….by….twins……..really trange…….be ….honest……its very natural to get attracted to something rare………….and you are true when u say uniqueness…….values…..and belief…….everyone to that matter…….though I am not a twin………i feel that the urge of human to be unique………..unique vlues……….unique personality……..n all………is/should/would also be present in those existing twins………..they may also be thinking that I am different from my twin in many ways………..may be or may not be frustrating to a person…….its all behavioural and psycho……..

    Just think of the twins…………when people react………..keep on staring………………talk loudly to make them know that they have noticed……………..

    Exserg

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